An obsessive's guide to un-slopping your life
January 11, 2026
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After using the word one million times in the past year, I offer a tiny test for anyone looking to indulge in a little humanity.
The dining room blaze and the brave New Year
January 4, 2026

New Year's Eve is an underrated holiday, if you do it just right. For me this year, that included fried chicken fingers, an unexpected moment of clarity, and nearly burning the house down.