Let's Get One Thing Straight

A chronicle of small human truths, drawn out of the noise. Writing by Eli Haddow. Drawings by Josh Mintz.

The Dead Authors Society

May 24, 2026
Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the reader.

Joel is music, music is Joel

May 17, 2026
Some things are just true. Billy Joel is one of them.

I’ve been out on that open road

May 10, 2026
Three backroad trips across very different versions of America.

How to love inanimate things

May 3, 2026
I started to wonder why I hold a certain brand of toothpicks so dear. That got me thinking about all the nice, small things that move me.

The Art of Procrastination: An Introduction (15th edition)

April 26, 2026
Waiting until the last minute is better for you than you think.

The pirates of Lake Pontchartrain

April 19, 2026
A few kids, a big storm, and a day I’ll never forget.

What we talk about while we wait

April 12, 2026
Public life can still turn intimate if you leave room for it.

How I became friends with a sandwich

April 5, 2026
When a crawfish allergy excluded me from one tradition, a new ritual took hold.

The venomous scent of springtime

March 29, 2026
It's the season of joy and doom, in equal measure.

The reason it’s so hard to say “I don’t know”

March 22, 2026
Lately I’ve been trying, because not every question demands an answer.

The night we* snuck into Will Ferrell’s hotel room

March 15, 2026
In your best stories, do you have to be the hero, or can you play a supporting role?

Goodbye to a year of firsts

March 8, 2026
As my son turns one, I stop to ask who experienced more milestones.

The thrill of writing a recipe

February 22, 2026
The first recipe I ever wrote came from a moment of inspiration—and years of practice.

The United Slopper Bowl of America

February 8, 2026
What does our advertising say about us?

The essential savagery of Mardi Gras

February 1, 2026
On paper, Mardi Gras is nowhere to bring a child. Which makes it the perfect place to come of age.

Where did you get that lore?

January 25, 2026
We all carry our own folklore, whether we know it or not.

A greasy slice of humble pie, with extra pepperoni

January 18, 2026
I love making pizza because it still puts me in my place.

An obsessive's guide to un-slopping your life

January 11, 2026
After using the word one million times in the past year, I offer a tiny test for anyone looking to indulge in a little humanity.

The dining room blaze and the brave New Year

January 4, 2026
New Year's Eve is an underrated holiday, if you do it just right. For me this year, that included fried chicken fingers, an unexpected moment of clarity, and nearly burning the house down.