Let's Get One Thing Straight

Welcome to my blog. I take the idea of "sharing" my thoughts literally. Come here each week for a few minutes of diversion and something of value. That could be a tip, a how-to, a recipe, or maybe just a good time.

The thrill of writing a recipe

February 22, 2026
The first recipe I ever wrote came from a moment of inspiration—and years of practice.

The United Slopper Bowl of America

February 8, 2026
What does our advertising say about us?

The essential savagery of Mardi Gras

February 1, 2026
On paper, Mardi Gras is nowhere to bring a child. Which makes it the perfect place to come of age.

Where did you get that lore?

January 25, 2026
We all carry our own folklore, whether we know it or not.

A greasy slice of humble pie, with extra pepperoni

January 18, 2026
I love making pizza because it still puts me in my place.

An obsessive's guide to un-slopping your life

January 11, 2026
After using the word one million times in the past year, I offer a tiny test for anyone looking to indulge in a little humanity.

The dining room blaze and the brave New Year

January 4, 2026
New Year's Eve is an underrated holiday, if you do it just right. For me this year, that included fried chicken fingers, an unexpected moment of clarity, and nearly burning the house down.